| Name | Level | Profession | Guild | Nation | Kills |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lolololz | 74 | Nightstalker | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 24 |
| Drain These Nuts | 70 | Doomsayer | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 5 |
| LongRange Wanker | 70 | Scout | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 1 |
| Chansgender | 57 | Channeler | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 0 |
| Flaccid Noodle | 12 | Confesser | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 0 |
| Flaccid Wanker | 44 | Confesser | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 0 |
| LaMuerte Te Sigue | 57 | Channeler | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 0 |
| Sellout | 71 | Fury | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 0 |
| Soiled Panties | 73 | Priest | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 0 |
| Swankers | 63 | Nightstalker | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 0 |
| Wanker Four Life | 76 | Assassin | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 0 |
| Wanqer | 42 | Huntress | Elite Wankers | Fat Mercs | 0 |